Toy Department Massacre of 1997

We lied to them.

Ha, and it worked.

Why do you think we called it this.

It needed to be on the fly.

The police asked us, "Why are there bodies here?"

We said, "Well, it was the Toy Department Massacre of 1997. It happened."

We showed fake newspaper articles, explaining Dr. Frank Kelvin had paid to have these taken and hidden from the public.

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